THE PROCESS
Three steps to
website enlightenment
No consultants. No 47-slide decks. No "let's circle back."
Just brutal honesty in under 2 minutes.
Drop Your URL
The moment of truth begins
Paste any website. We don't care if it's your pride and joy or your competitor's eyesore. Quick Shame hits just the homepage. Full Shame crawls up to 10 pages because one page of problems is never enough.
AI Goes to Work
47 factors. Zero mercy.
Our AI doesn't just glance at your site — it dissects it. Copy clarity, visual hierarchy, trust signals, CTAs, SEO structure, GEO optimization for AI search engines. Everything that affects whether visitors convert or bounce.
Face the Music
Your shame score arrives
A brutally honest report lands in your inbox. Your shame score (pray for under 40), every issue we found, copy rewrites that don't suck, and fixes you can implement before your next coffee break.
TIME COMPARISON
Traditional Audit
2-4 weeks
+ $5,000-15,000
ShameMySite
Under 2 min
Starting at $0
WHAT WE ROAST
+ 39 more factors you probably haven't thought about
Every site gets a score from 0-100. Higher score = more issues found.
Zero shame is the goal. Most sites don't come close.
Ready to see where you stand?
Get Your Roast