THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH
Your website sucks.
Nobody will tell you.
We will.
THE PROBLEM
Your designer thinks the site looks gorgeous fine.
Your dev says it's perfectly optimized done.
Your mom thinks it's wonderful a website.
Meanwhile, your conversion rate is 0.3% and visitors bounce faster than a check from a crypto bro.
"Polite feedback is the silent killer of good websites."
— Us, just now
THE SOLUTION
ShameMySite is an AI that says what everyone else won't.
We crawl your site, analyze 47 conversion factors, and deliver a brutally honest roast complete with your shame score, specific issues, and fixes you can implement today.
No consultants. No 6-week audits. No $10,000 invoices. Just the truth, served cold.
47 FACTORS INCLUDING
+ 35 more you probably haven't thought about
OUR PROMISE
We will never tell you your site is "fine"
Because "fine" doesn't convert.
Every roast comes with actionable fixes
Problems without solutions is just complaining.
We roast our own site publicly
Check the Hall of Shame. We're in there.
Ready to face the truth?
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