ShameMySite

THE UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTH

Your website sucks.
Nobody will tell you.

We will.

THE PROBLEM

Your designer thinks the site looks gorgeous fine.

Your dev says it's perfectly optimized done.

Your mom thinks it's wonderful a website.

Meanwhile, your conversion rate is 0.3% and visitors bounce faster than a check from a crypto bro.

"Polite feedback is the silent killer of good websites."

— Us, just now

THE SOLUTION

ShameMySite is an AI that says what everyone else won't.

We crawl your site, analyze 47 conversion factors, and deliver a brutally honest roast complete with your shame score, specific issues, and fixes you can implement today.

No consultants. No 6-week audits. No $10,000 invoices. Just the truth, served cold.

47 FACTORS INCLUDING

Headline clarity
CTA visibility
Trust signals
Visual hierarchy
Mobile experience
Load speed
SEO structure
GEO optimization
Copy persuasion
Social proof
Navigation flow
Form friction

+ 35 more you probably haven't thought about

OUR PROMISE

01

We will never tell you your site is "fine"

Because "fine" doesn't convert.

02

Every roast comes with actionable fixes

Problems without solutions is just complaining.

03

We roast our own site publicly

Check the Hall of Shame. We're in there.

Ready to face the truth?

Get Your Roast