Hall of Shame
Where websites come to be judged. Harshly.
Updated in real-time as sites get roasted
The Untouchables
These sites actually know what they're doing.
Score 40 or below = You passed the vibe check
Hacker News is the digital equivalent of a perfectly worn leather jacket - zero frills, maximum function, and somehow mo...
Chef's kiss.
Stripe is the HOLY SHIT tier of website design - a masterclass in how to communicate complex financial infrastructure wi...
Take notes, people.
Bubble's homepage is refreshingly clean and direct - like a minimalist who actually knows when to stop decluttering. Whi...
This is how it's done.
Google Fonts is like that reliable friend who shows up with exactly what you need, no drama, no fuss. It's so clean and ...
Respect.
Google is the HOLY SHIT tier of web interfaces - a masterclass in minimalist design that does EXACTLY what users want. T...
*slow clap*
Spotify's homepage is like a perfectly curated playlist - clean, intuitive, and gets you exactly where you want to go wi...
Nailed it.
The Wall of Shame
These sites... need some work. A lot of work.
Score 80+ = Intervention required
This homepage reads like a robot had a fever dream about corporate buzzwords while simultaneously having a stroke. The c...
Ouch.
This appears to be a placeholder GitHub Pages site with no meaningful content. The page is essentially empty, which mean...
They tried.
X (formerly Twitter) is currently serving a frustrating error page that actively prevents users from accessing the site....
Critical damage.
Marion FD appears to be a website with essentially no content. The homepage is so minimal that it provides no meaningful...
No comment.
MelonKing.net is a delightful internet time capsule that feels like a nostalgic trip back to the early 2000s web. The si...
Send help.
Example Domain is sitting firmly in "dumpster fire" territory - a placeholder page masquerading as a website. Your entir...
Bless their heart.
The In-Betweeners
Not terrible, not great. Just... there.
Score 41-79 = Room for improvement
Forecast is a solid B+ in the professional services automation space. Their hero headline 'Make every project perform li...
It's... fine.
Accelo is a solid B+ performer in the professional services automation (PSA) space. Their messaging around AI-powered op...
Could be worse.
ProductPlan is sitting in the 'good' territory - a professional product management platform with solid positioning and c...
Room for improvement.
Austin O's personal dev site is a solid, intentionally-crafted showcase that balances technical credibility with clear p...
Almost there.
Amazon is a conversion powerhouse that simultaneously breaks and defines every UX rule. Their headline 'Spend less. Smil...
So close, yet so far.
Later.com tries to be everything to everyone and ends up being a confusing mess of buzzwords and competing value proposi...
Participation trophy.
Arras.io is a functional but unremarkable site stuck firmly in the "needs work" territory. The simple one-page layout an...
B- energy.
PromptCraftIN is a sophisticated prompt engineering tool with impressive technical depth, but suffers from information o...
The effort was noted.
Selam.fyi is a personal blog/journal site with an intentionally minimalist and raw design. It reads like an intimate col...
Just okay.
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